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I am inclined to attach some importance to the new system of manufacturing; and venture to throw it out with the hope of its receiving a full discussion among those who are most interestedin the subject. He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. It's like night and day... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward. It is my personal plan to assassinate by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace. For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that. I think politics is important. It's how we run our society. I think it should be natural to have an interest in the subject, and I almost don't understand why some people don't. I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. When you find the right people, you never let go. The people who count are the ones who are your friends in lean times. You have all the friends you want when things are going well. I used to think I needed a man to define myself. Not any more. I notice now, whatever character in whatever movie you're watching, they have these toned arms and muscles. Our farmers round, well pleased with constant gain, Like other farmers, flourish and complain. I don't talk about success. I don't know what it is. Wait until I'm dead. I'll just tell you the way it is. You ask me what time it is and I'm gonna tell you how to build a clock. After Barbarossa and Pearl Harbor, the war tide slowly turned against the Axis. Man is imperfect. The reality he creates is always endangered by man. We must become the change we want to see in the world. Billions of people don't practice a religion at all. The economy of a novelist is a little like that of a careful housewife who is unwilling to throw away anything that might perhaps serve its turn. I love what I do for a living, it's the greatest job in the world, but you have to survive an awful lot of attention that you don't truly deserve and you have to live up to your professional responsibilities and I'm always trying to balance that with what is really important. I was quite ready to accept certain restrictions on the United States. After all, there was a great dollar shortage. It was quite clear that the more prosperous Europe became, the more business there would be in the United States. Living well is the best revenge. The closest thing to a law of nature in business is that form has an affinity for expense, while substance has an affinity for income. Am I 53 or 54? I think I'm 54. I was born in 1941. So this year I'll be 55. True human goodness, in all its purity and freedom, can come to the fore only when its recipient has no power. I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. For me, the study of these laws is inseparable from a love of Nature in all its manifestations. I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. American Splendor is just an ongoing journal. It's an ongoing autobiography. I started it when I was in my early 30s, and I just keep going. Scientific discovery and scientific knowledge have been achieved only by those who have gone in pursuit of it without any practical purpose whatsoever in view. George Lucas was casting about and had heard favourable things about my work in Clockwork Orange and asked me to come in, which of course I did even though no one knew what the film was about! I was very excited about the idea that I could be an idealist, that I could be my age, the eager beaver who had hope in the justice system and the one who gets disappointed just like the audience. To the first class belong the Gospels and Acts; to the second, the Epistles; to the third, the Revelation. He like a rock in the sea unshaken stands his ground.

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.
- Sophocles

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Bugs Baer

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

- Bugs Baer


If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

- Bugs Baer


It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

- Bugs Baer


It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

- Bugs Baer


She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

- Bugs Baer


The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

- Bugs Baer


There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

- Bugs Baer


Arthur "Bugs" Baer was an American journalist and humorist. Baer was prominent in the New York City journalism and entertainment scene for many years and worked as a sports journalist and cartoonist. Called by the New York Times "one of the country's best known humorists," the "craggy-faced" writer wrote the humor column "One Word Led to Another" for the King Features Syndicate .
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