Sometimes, the perfect words can capture a moment, a feeling, or a shared laugh among friends. Weed quotes do just that—they encapsulate the laid-back, reflective vibe that often accompanies enjoying a good smoke. These quotes can make you smile, think, or even giggle, connecting you to a broader community that appreciates the simple, yet profound joys of life.
From the insightful to the humorous, each quote offers a peek into the culture surrounding cannabis. Whether you’re an enthusiast or just curious, these words will resonate, reminding you of the simple pleasures and shared experiences that come with it.
Funny Weed Quotes
“I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early mid-late early morning… But never at dusk.”
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.”
“I never set out to be a role model, but I guess I’ve become one. It’s hard to be wholesome when you’ve got a mind like mine.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice cream and grapefruit.”
“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
“People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers too. You don’t go around closing Burger King because you can abuse something.”
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.”
“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for marijuana?”
“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”
“I’m not saying pot is right for everybody; it’s just right for me.”
“I have no regrets about experimenting with marijuana.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“Let’s get stoned and watch a bunch of weed movies. We’ll have a wonderful laugh session.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy weed, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye could see.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice cream and grapefruit.”
“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who’d be willing to test any drug they can come up with.”
“If somebody’s gonna smoke a joint… I would hope they would do it in the comfort of their own home.”
“I don’t smoke much pot anymore, so I’m not familiar with the latest strains, but I do know that it has become too sophisticated for beginners.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years.”
“The greatness of a nation can be judged by how it treats its animals and its cannabis enthusiasts.”
“Marijuana: Because sometimes it’s good to just chill.”
“I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”
“The only difference between medicine and poison is the dose.”
Famous Weed Quotes
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“Marijuana is beneficial to many patients.”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit, unnatural?”
“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
“Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget and put out of our minds.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.”
“I’m not a heavy smoker anymore. I smoke a couple of joints in the evenings. I smoke when I work, because that’s just what I do. I help people when there’s a problem, and I always rise to the occasion.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”
“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.”
“Cannabis is just way too healthy for a sick health care system.”
“Smoking weed doesn’t make you cool, but if you’re cool, then you probably smoke weed.”
“If someone gives you weed, don’t overthink it.”
“Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“The war on drugs is a war on people.”
“Struggle ends where the green begins.”
“When in doubt, smoke it out.”
“Peace, love, and weed.”
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.”
“Weed is the answer, so what’s the question?”
“Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed.”
“Weed isn’t a drug; it’s a leaf.”
“Weed makes everything better.”
“If it grows in the ground, it’s probably safe to be around.”
Inspirational Weed Quotes
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“Happiness is not a possession to be prized, it is a quality of thought, a state of mind.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you; get stoned, and the world becomes a more interesting place.”
“The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love, and sometimes a little weed.”
“Do not be deceived by the simplicity of cannabis. The soil and the weed bear the good and evil alike.”
“Marijuana is not a drug, it’s an herb that helps you love more.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still believe it is a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice cream.”
“Sometimes you just need to stop and smell the flowers… and maybe smoke some too.”
“Weed is not a gateway drug. It’s a gateway to self-discovery.”
“The only difference between a flower and a weed is judgment.”
“Cannabis is just a plant and it’s just a flower. You can take advantage of what it does if you want to, or you can just love it like a flower.”
“The weed taught me to love and tolerate.”
“To smoke cannabis is to turn a corner in one’s mind, opening up windows of perception that were previously shuttered.”
“The further one goes, the less one knows. The closer one comes, the higher one grows.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
“I find that weed is the best way to start the day with a positive attitude and a clear mind.”
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.”
“Cannabis, the sweetest taboo.”
“Weed can be a tool for self-healing, a way to connect with the earth, and a light in dark times.”
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”
“Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia.”
“Blessed is the person who can enjoy the small things in life, like a good smoke under a starry sky.”
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
“I believe that the truth should never be hidden from humanity, and cannabis represents an untapped resource of care and enlightenment.”
“Life’s too short to limit yourself. Explore, learn, and always be kind; sometimes, cannabis can help you with that.”
“Inhale the future, exhale the past.”
“He who feels it, knows it more.”
“The herb is for the healing of the nations.”
“Nothing in all creation compares to the sensation of breathing the sweet smoke of freedom and joy.”
Weed Quotes from Celebrities
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.”
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“I have used cannabis all over the world.”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it.”
“That is not a drug. It’s a leaf.”
“Legalize it, don’t criticize it.”
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“Marijuana is not a drug. It’s a flower.”
“Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible.”
“It’s been proven, and history shows, that alcohol prohibition didn’t work in the United States. There’s no reason to think marijuana prohibition is any different.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“The war on drugs is a war on people.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years.”
“People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers too. You don’t go around closing Burger Kings.”
“I smoke because I want to. Not because I need to.”
“I think if you actually look at the sort of cannabis we supply worldwide, it’s higher THC content than most any really strong skunk you’d find anywhere in the world.”
“Trying to smoke weed and go to church at the same time – it was horrible.”
“I’m not a great pothead or anything.”
“I don’t want to smoke on the Four Seasons lawn. I want to smoke on the White House lawn.”
“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.”
“I’ve been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and… I think it’s a tremendous blessing.”
“I know you’re supposed to take life one day at a time—but lately several days have attacked me at once.”
“Marijuana is probably the most dangerous drug of all time. It has destroyed nearly every part of my life.”
“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“I think it’s better to be a pothead than not at all.”
“Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.”
“Of the people who are either regulars at consuming pot or have tried it, I’m definitely one of them.”
Weed Quotes about Life
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye could see.”
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“Life is but a vapor, floating in our midst like a cloud of sweet smoke.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“Inhale the future, exhale the past.”
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“May your highs be higher, your lows be low, and your joints be perfectly rolled.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“There are greater things in life than smoking weed and watching sunsets — but not many.”
“Weed is a part of my everyday life. I take it for my medical issue. I take it as a pick-me-up.”
“Stay high, stay humble.”
“In the words of the late Bob Marley, ‘Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.'”
“Cannabis sativa is the plant of a thousand uses.”
“Peace, love, and weed.”
“Cherish the moments when worries dissolve into smoke.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
“Cannabis is not a drug. It is a healing herb.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy weed, and that’s pretty close.”
“Take a moment to appreciate the clouds, whether in the sky or in your hand.”
“The grass is greener where you water it, and perhaps, where you smoke it.”
“Be like a puff of smoke—evanescent and untouchable.”
“Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad ones.”
“Cannabis teaches us that existence is more than just survival.”
“Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.”
“Every little thing is gonna be alright.”
“Weed is the light that guides my soul.”
“The earth laughs in flowers, and sometimes, in buds of cannabis.”
“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.”
“I’d rather be high than getting by.”
“Live simply so that others can simply live.”
“Roll with the punches and the joints.”
Historical Weed Quotes
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still believe it is a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice cream and grapefruit.”
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
“Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!”
“Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.”
“Penalties against drug use should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“There are far more dangerous drugs than marijuana, such as alcohol.”
“The war on drugs has put more African Americans behind bars than any other single event since slavery.”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit …unnatural?”
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“Sure, I admit there’s ample evidence that marijuana can be harmful. But there’s also ample evidence that it can be inexplicably wonderful.”
“Even in times of famine, we still managed to find a little weed to share.”
“Weed is not a drug. It’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer. I’m a florist.”
“Under the influence of marijuana, I could only remember what was deeply entrenched in my memory, whereas I forgot certain events I had programmed myself to remember.”
“Smoking dope and hanging up Che’s picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps.”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”
“Every night and every morn, some to misery are born. Every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight.”
“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”
“Don’t gain the world and lose your soul; wisdom is better than silver or gold.”
“That’s been one of my mantras – focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.”
“Weed is more than just a plant; it is a lifeline to the inner workings of our minds.”
“I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”
“Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.”
“The only dead-end is by giving up – creativity always finds a way, just like a plant grows through the cracks.”
“In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.”
“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.”
“Weed is the balm to the soul’s own unrest.”
“Sometimes you need some weed just to plant your thoughts in the right soil.”
“Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget. And being able to re-access that, say, at the age of 18, the age of 45, or in my case, the age of 63, is an incredibly valuable experience. It taught me that I have control over my own state of consciousness.”
“The world will be better off when the leaves of an herb are worth more than one metric ton of concrete.”
Weed Quotes for Relaxation
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye could see.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower.”
“Weed is not a drug; it’s a leaf.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.”
“I find it quite unremarkable that the sense of happiness and tranquility that weed brings is parallel to the serenity felt in the quiet of nature.”
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?”
“I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.”
“Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed.”
“The world is a better place when you’re high.”
“Cannabis is peace, tranquility, and serenity rolled into one beautiful plant.”
“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”
“I’ve always loved marijuana. It’s been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice cream and grapefruits.”
“If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”
“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it. It helped me get off the pills.”
“The greatest service which can be rendered any country is to add a useful plant to its culture.”
“A puff a day keeps the stress away.”
“This is not medicine. This is an elixir that brings harmony and balance to the chaos of life.”
“The gift of cannabis is the gift of peace and togetherness.”
“A joint a day keeps the bad vibes away.”
“Happiness is gnarly buds.”
“Marijuana is not a drug. It’s a leaf.”
“To relax is to let go of the worries that anchor us to chaos and let the calmness of nature take over. Sometimes, all it takes is a little bit of weed.”
“Lay back and find your peace with the green of the earth.”
“Whatever you do, just make sure to take some time to sit back and chill. Light one up, breathe, and let it all go.”
“Green vibes always mean good vibes.”
“In the haze, you find your true self – relaxed, composed, and at peace.”
“All you need is love, and a little bit of weed.”
“Weed gives you wings without making you lift off the ground; it keeps you grounded in your serenity.”
Weed Quotes on Creativity
“I find that creativity is a lot like weed; it opens your mind to endless possibilities.”
“Some of the best ideas come to me when I’m high on the wings of thought and a little bit of green.”
“The best way to get creative is to think outside the box. Sometimes, that box is a cloud of smoke.”
“Imagination is to creativity what weed is to music; it enhances the experience.”
“Art is the door to the infinite, and weed is the key.”
“Some of the most beautiful poetry comes from the depths of a green haze.”
“In the haze of cannabis, I found my true self—my creative self.”
“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality, and weed is its loyal ally.”
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle weed.”
“Weed does for creativity what a light does for a shadow; it makes it visible.”
“To be creative, one must live in the moment, and there’s no better way to live in the moment than with a bit of green.”
“Cannabis fuels creativity like the sun fuels the earth.”
“Creativity and weed are two sides of the same coin, both opening doors to new perspectives.”
“In the garden of creativity, let the green be your muse.”
“Creativity is the mind at play, and sometimes it plays better with a little weed.”
“The artist’s mind is a strange place, and weed is just one of its many colors.”
“Weed is to creativity what the pen is to the writer—a crucial instrument.”
“The best minds are open minds, and nothing opens the mind quite like cannabis.”
“Creativity is seeing what others cannot see, and sometimes that second sight needs a little help from Mary Jane.”
“To paint a masterpiece, sometimes you need a little green in your palette.”
“Art and weed are both forms of liberation from the mundane.”
“Through the haze of smoke, I see my true creative self.”
“The creative journey is a path strewn with challenges, but a bit of weed can make it a lot more enjoyable.”
“To unlock your full creative potential, sometimes you need to unlock your mind with a little green key.”
“Weed and creativity: two forces of nature that, when combined, can change the world.”
“Every artist needs a muse; sometimes that muse is a plant.”
“In the world of imagination, weed is the spark that lights the fire.”
“Creativity is a flower that blooms best in the fertile soil of a mind enriched by cannabis.”
“When the mind is free, creativity follows. Weed is the wind that sets the mind sailing.”
“One’s creative potential is limitless when seen through the green lens of weed.”
“From the high peaks of my imagination, I see the world anew, thanks to a little green inspiration.”
“Weed is the silent partner in many a creative endeavor.”
“Imagination needs room to breathe, and sometimes weed is the fresh air it craves.”
To Wrap Things Up
Weed quotes have touched many hearts, offering wisdom, humor, and a different perspective on life and relaxation. From famous personalities to everyday enthusiasts, these quotes capture the essence of what cannabis means to people. They remind us that whether it’s for inspiration, a good laugh, or a moment of reflection, words about weed can hold special meaning.
Next time you need a little nudge or just want to smile, think back to these quotes. They may spark a thought, start a conversation, or simply remind you to take it easy. Words have power, and these weed quotes show it beautifully.
